Tuesday, April 5, 2011

7-11

7-11 is a great american establishment that you probably have heard of. Mainly ran now by our freindly Indians. Not like the Native Americans the Indians from India. Most of them speak hardly any english but they do there job great. 7-11 is known for its fantastic Slushees and quick stop service (not sexual). My latest run to 7-11 came to be a great one. It was full of adventure, betrayal, love and lust. As me and my lover walk into the store, the man behind the counter gives us and evil stare of emptiness. My lover and I were not sure if he had said anything. So naturally I said "No thank you." As my lover and I proceeded though the store one thing caught my eye this was that the Ice Cream bin  was now empty/cleaned out. I was shocked to my dismay a grunt and a pointing in a certain direction the man behind the counter had pointed us to a new location. At this point I am baffled. Could this be? Could they have moved the ice cream. No it cannot be. As my lover and I proceed to the new location we are astonished by the ice cream. My lover and I could not believe it. Now it was time to make the decision: Quality over Quantity. What to do what to do... It was an extremely hard decision go with the 7-11 brand name or go with the classic Ben N Jerry's. I could not decide. I closed my eyes and reached and what came out made me happy, it was cookie dough ice cream and it had been the 7-11 brand. But this was OK with me. As my lover and I proceeded to the checkout the man behind the counter gave us another evil stare. He then he said something we could not comprehend.  My lover and I checked out and left.  All in all the ice cream was magnificent and hit the spot rigth on ;)

This was my tale.

Get at me.

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